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@maiqoi1191

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@maiqoi1191
"I’m not fat. I’m just easier to see." 🍔😜
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"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it’s sending me vacation ads." 💻✈️
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated greatness in a small package. 💥
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I'm not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🤗
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"I’m not perfect, but I’m as close to it as a human can get. 😜"
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome in a compact package. 💥
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I’m not perfect, but I’m definitely an original. 😎
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I don’t always make bad decisions, but when I do, they’re hilarious. 😂
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I’m not short, I’m just more down-to-earth than others. 🌍👀
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@mmakaka
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it.
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I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I did just manage to open a bag of chips without spilling them. 🧠🍟
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I’m not arguing. I’m just giving you a chance to listen to me explain my genius ideas. 🧠💡
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I don’t always lose my phone, but when I do, I’m pretty sure it’s gone forever. 📱💨
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I don’t need a GPS. I have a built-in ‘get lost’ system. 🧭🤷‍♀️
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
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I don’t need a mood ring, I need a mood pizza. 🍕😆
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me cat memes.
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That joke just added 10 years to my life—through pure joy! 😂🎉
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