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The MCU is in desperate need of a makeover, and it looks like the Fantastic Four will bring some style to the Marvel mix. Now let’s hope the story is good. At least they don’t fight a cloud in this one. I think..? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzMo-FgRp64
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A M3GAN sequel was inevitable, but an interesting premise for one was not. I’m cautiously optimistic about the direction promised here. Plot: Two years after M3GAN's rampage, her creator Gemma resorts to resurrecting her infamous creation in order to take down Amelia, the military-grade weapon who was built by a defense contractor who stole M3GAN's underlying tech. https://youtu.be/DTAYuj8K7YE?si=8wkRM7kfOwUd2d6P
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Severance is starting to give me LOST vibes. I hope that all of these "cool" mystery things they're setting up have a satisfying payoff. Which means the writers need to know what that payoff is going to be upfront. Unlike a JJ joint where they had no idea and didn't care. https://media.tenor.com/ZVVJy0xcTw4AAAAC/lost
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Movie rec! I caught an early screening of Companion. It’s sci-fi horror, funny, dark, and deals with tech+social topics. I don’t want to give anything away, so go in early and blind if you can. If you need a teaser, this creates intrigue without outright exposing the plot. https://youtu.be/PhcLjiVtgco?si=JZ90NMyYlNor1pOg
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Am I the only one who’s tired of watching a TV episode then immediately seeing the cast & crew recap of what I just saw? If I’m not the audience this is for I don’t know who the hell is. Streamers: this comes off as pretentious as hell.
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I’ve worked so hard to keep Mr. Beast out of my life. I’ve never watched one of his videos and never will. But, now, every time I turn on my Amazon Fire TV the first thing I see is his stupid haircut and his shit eating grin promoting his show. Fuck the algorithms and the creatures of the algorithms.
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This is why you should spring for the “Even More” seats. https://apple.news/A7vsYvRYqTEqhwuE3cPvduQ
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I want an OS level AI on my iPhone that knows when a breaking news item has reached me and hides the dozen redundant notifications from slower news organizations. I only need to read the breaking news ONCE.
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To prove my identity, the IRS is asking me to confirm what month my mother was born in. In the process, they’ve proven that I’m a terrible son.
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We’re all waiting for technology to advance to the point that we never have to say “Can you hear me?” when we join a video call. AKA: The Singularity.
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On this day in 2005 the first video was uploaded to YouTube. It was called “Me at the zoo” and showed elephants while espousing conspiracy theories — I assume.
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What if consciousness is just a large language model?
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I’ve had a crypto ticker in my taskbar giving me constant ETH value updates for the past two years — and I’ve been depressed for the past two years. ETH is finally climbing and my crypto ticker stopped working. Who did I wrong in a past life to deserve this?
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When an Uber driver accepts and then cancels my ride, they should pay me. Surge pricing if they leave me standing in the rain.
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Alexa is in desperate need of an AI makeover. Every single day I ask to open “PBS” to watch the News Hour, and yet 66% of the time she says “Opening TBS!” or “Opening PBS Kids!” and I have no way of telling her she’s a fucking moron and should know what I want by now.
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The latest SAG contract includes a stipulation that Awkwafina must voice the comic relief side character in every animated film. Don’t believe me? Watch any new animated film.
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Hear me out. A buddy movie starring Jonathan Majors and Armie Hammer. Somebody get Harvey Weinstein on the phone! https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/jonathan-majors-assault-trial-verdict-marvel-b2466196.html
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