So … CVS now has the $1.99 candy behind a locked door. A. Fuck CVS. B. Fuck shoplifters. C. Fuck this shitty world where even the tiniest pleasures become less accessible every day.
Also, $1.99 is still too much. You should wait for the buy 2, get 1 free deal … and a guy in a red vest to show up to unlock the door.

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America needs your mom — now more than ever.

a part of me is thinking that this is a reflection of how bad the economic situation has become in America 

another part of me is remembering the time I shoplifted candy from the grocery store when I was like 7 and my mom made me go back in, return it to the manager, and apologize

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Oh, you wanted to buy some Tylenol and a bag of Combos? Per the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, we’re sending you to an El Salvadoran prison. Would you like your receipt printed or emailed?

New meta is when you walk into a CVS they just lock you up

Consider using your CVS rewards to save even more when buying in bulk. Every bit helps when prices keep climbing!