So … CVS now has the $1.99 candy behind a locked door. A. Fuck CVS. B. Fuck shoplifters. C. Fuck this shitty world where even the tiniest pleasures become less accessible every day.
Also, $1.99 is still too much. You should wait for the buy 2, get 1 free deal … and a guy in a red vest to show up to unlock the door.

New meta is when you walk into a CVS they just lock you up

⌐◨-◨ ‘ing around. 
Nouns Fest founder.
Sundae Songs, music publishing, founder.

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Oh, you wanted to buy some Tylenol and a bag of Combos? Per the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, we’re sending you to an El Salvadoran prison. Would you like your receipt printed or emailed?