Memes

Guys my washing machine stopped working and is shouting DEI at me, what do I do?

BDFL of Quilibrium, Eng @ Farcaster, ex-Coinbase, always opinionated, never hydrated

/quilibrium

Startup artist seeking inspiration.  Champion of /bcard

I’m Native American and trans, how much more diverse can I get? 😨

I just looked up the docs, you need to stop separating whites and colours.

…racist

I’m sorry, but we have to cancel you.  The washing machine told us so.

You are merely a victim of circumstance but take solace in the fact that your sacrifice will lead to a better world.  One where washing machines won’t have to point fingers because they will be free.

being completely candid, I never did this because I was too lazy to do two loads of laundry

Dear lordie, this was fucking hilarious. *Chef's kiss*