Memes

Guys my washing machine stopped working and is shouting DEI at me, what do I do?

BDFL of Quilibrium, Eng @ Farcaster, ex-Coinbase, always opinionated, never hydrated

/quilibrium

Startup artist seeking inspiration.  Champion of /bcard

I’m Native American and trans, how much more diverse can I get? 😨

I just looked up the docs, you need to stop separating whites and colours.

…racist

being completely candid, I never did this because I was too lazy to do two loads of laundry

I’m sorry, but we have to cancel you.  The washing machine told us so.

You are merely a victim of circumstance but take solace in the fact that your sacrifice will lead to a better world.  One where washing machines won’t have to point fingers because they will be free.

cancelled for doing household chores, damn