CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
Have you ever had a coffee with human breast milk? I have. For the first time last night. I also helped my friend pump her breast milk by drinking it. Directly from the source. Yes, that means I suckled from her nipple to drink the milk to drain her overflowing breasts. Baby was sleeping. Pumping supplies were in baby’s room. Entering would risk waking baby up. Breasts were painful and leaking. Mama had drank wine. Milk was tainted. Not suitable for baby anyway. She was trying to hand express, but it’s easier to drain the milk with suction. I’m a good friend. I offered a favor to help her. Next level of friendship: unlocked.
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ted (not lasso)
@ted
wait so how does it taste
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CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
very neutral. kind of like water, but better? innately nutritious. There were no notably strong flavors I observed. Overall it tasted pretty good imo
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links 🏴
@links
Based on this I know you’re bullshitting.
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CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
I’m creative but not that creative. 100% truth
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links 🏴
@links
Breast milk does not taste like better water. It has a strong and distinctive sweet taste.
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humpty
@humpty
Breast milk expert over here 🫵
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CRUNNELLA
@crunnella
definitely some sweetness. Not too sweet, but I also definitely noted less fat content compared to cow milk
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Steve
@sdv.eth
I would think it depends on lots of things! I remember it being close to almond milk in both consistency and taste. Though it was way more neutral after having been frozen for a few weeks
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shazow
@shazow.eth
I'm not a breastologist but my understanding is that it starts off much more concentrated when the baby is first born to deliver the most nutrients/antibodies/etc, then shifts to a different consistency after.
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