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@crunnella
Have you ever had a coffee with human breast milk? I have. For the first time last night. I also helped my friend pump her breast milk by drinking it. Directly from the source. Yes, that means I suckled from her nipple to drink the milk to drain her overflowing breasts. Baby was sleeping. Pumping supplies were in baby’s room. Entering would risk waking baby up. Breasts were painful and leaking. Mama had drank wine. Milk was tainted. Not suitable for baby anyway. She was trying to hand express, but it’s easier to drain the milk with suction. I’m a good friend. I offered a favor to help her. Next level of friendship: unlocked.
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@ted
wait so how does it taste
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@anonpapi.eth
Ok so when you do it it’s cool but when I do it I’m banned from every Starbucks in a 6 mile radius
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@0ffline
So you didnt really put breast milk in your coffee? You just sucked tainted breast milk? Or you sucked it, collected it in your mouth and transferred it to a cup?? Sorry this is very confusing
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@swampnet
You really went from 0 to 100 real quick! @pauline-unik this made me think of your advice
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@tomato.eth
Did you go to the same party as @keccers.eth last night?
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@mazemari
wait wat? =) does it make you a better friends now?
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@ginah
Wait are you serious right now ?
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@jacy
how did i miss this S-tier content? what a way to make an entrance on the purple app
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@lawn.eth
this is a level of the friend zone we haven't witnessed yet
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@poolanger
This is an all timer
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@diviflyy
@glanker this cast needs to be glanked..
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@plasticgnome.eth
i would have helped her out as well 🙈
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@tn100x.eth
go back to being anti social and take your friends titty with you
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@chicbangs.eth
ur a good friend and for anyone grossed out, full milk boobs hurt ok
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@zwillow
Could resist. ;)
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@nickysap
nice bait
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@iamserdar
Ken Cheng, is that you?
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@atenajafari
Wow, that’s definitely a unique and unexpected story! It sounds like you went above and beyond to help your friend in a very unconventional way. Friendship truly has no limits, huh? 😅 How did the coffee with breast milk taste, by the way?
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@shredgnar
can confirm, this has happened to me many times.
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