CRUNNELLA

@crunnella

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Have you ever had a coffee with human breast milk? I have. For the first time last night. I also helped my friend pump her breast milk by drinking it. Directly from the source. Yes, that means I suckled from her nipple to drink the milk to drain her overflowing breasts. Baby was sleeping. Pumping supplies were in baby’s room. Entering would risk waking baby up. Breasts were painful and leaking. Mama had drank wine. Milk was tainted. Not suitable for baby anyway. She was trying to hand express, but it’s easier to drain the milk with suction. I’m a good friend. I offered a favor to help her. Next level of friendship: unlocked.

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I swear I didn’t bribe anyone to be featured

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My condolences. https://theonion.com/report-you-live-in-an-embarrassing-country-1819575722/

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who wants to share their max subscription password with me so I can procrastinate all my responsibilities and instead binge watch white lotus

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Don’t get any ideas. And I swear it makes sense in my head even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

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I might have to name my first born daughter Celestia bc she is THAT GIRL and gonna make me richhhhh. And lately this has been a consistent enough trend to predict her cycles and trade on a regular basis. I LOVE TIA

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Nothing bc I didn’t get the invite. Feeling left out of the cool kids club 😭

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I’m not proud but I slept until noon thirty and my breakfast is redbull and haribo gummy bears.

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Goodnight moon. Goodnight animals. Goodnight internet. Goodnight internet friends. GN 💤🌙

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ITAP in Antibes, coast of France this past summer. A peaceful calm before a summer storm. https://zora.co/collect/base:0x58278abbf32a5b5b21fac2d860bd79beb61523bb/1?referrer=0xb440b25159be64cce1fc81ac768cecc6dfc320a1

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STORY TIME: A couple years ago, I loaned a friend a few thousand € to help pay for a masters at a top school in Europe. I didn’t think it was a big deal because they would find a job after graduation and could begin to pay me back. Fast forward almost a year after their graduation ➡️ friend has a huge portfolio of REALLY GOOD DESIGNS. BUT they’re suffering from imposter syndrome big time. Like they think they should only charge ~$20/hour even after I told them that they could be charging DOUBLE that with their creative skills. NOW it’s starting to become an itty bitty problem for me bc I’ve been out of a job for a few months and I’ve turned to eating rice and lentils to stay in budget bc backup savings deplete quickly and the short term loan isn’t so short term it seems. SO what I need from this lovely community is COMPLIMENTS. Check out this design my friend created and sent me, but still not happy with… Isn’t it gorgeous?

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Relationship goals

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From my daily walk turned 5 hour hike because my dog has the worst recall ever. Complaining about my sassy dog but never about nature. GRATEFUL I got to spend FIVE UNPLANNED HOURS in nature today 😚🌳

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QQ: when someone tips $DGEN or other does it send to our connected default wallet, like rainbow? I was pleasantly surprised when magic internet money suddenly appeared in my rainbow wallet 🌈 🪄🐇🎩

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I don’t think they care. 🌚

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Should have saved this for Happy Water Wednesday! Tree Tuesday. Water Wednesday. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow is…

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This morning woke up to my intro post at the magic number of likes 😊 and of course I captured it to remember the moment forever. If you haven’t met me yet, I’m crunnella, almost famous for drinking breast milk straight from the source. I can be a really good friend 😉 so let’s be friends too 💜

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: I like how ‘warplet’ sounds. It’s super cute. It’d also be the perfect name for a Pokémon.

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As the little data nerd I like to be, I was just thinking earlier today if there was a way to see the analytics of this app and there is! Yay! I'm a certified Community Builder! Identify yours now!

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