Husband: "I have some good news and bad news"

Me: "Okay what's the bad news first?"

Husband: "I ate almost all of your snacks"

Me: "Okay that's fine what's the good news then?"

Husband: "There's still some of it left"

Developer ecosystem @farcaster, co-founder @bountycaster. Previously: co-founder of Scalar Capital, product at Coinbase, co-producer @ethereumfilm

Is there some or did he just leave you like 2 bites of whatever is left??

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

My wife and I have a rule that I have to leave at least two units of whatever snack for her.

2 cookies
2 pretzels 
2 candies

2 bites would be straight to jail for me