Kieran

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Hi Guys - it’s me, Gordito! ktd is doing breathwork so I took his phone to post a selfie tehehehe. I just want everybody to know that with all these pizza reviews I still haven’t gotten a single slice! Anyways, Happy Friday!

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Can never go wrong with Hot Tongue. Especially after watching the Dodgers win at Red Lion.

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REVIEW Abbot’s Pizza Company Venice Salad pizza, everything crust @ted’s fave Came with spicy ranch - triggering memories from my CU Boulder says. I feel like this is what an angry Midwesterner imagines when they think of LA pizza. I can see how this comes across as a gimmick, but it sits a tier above gimmick. But it also sits a tier below memorable. Surprisingly not too messy. Greens are quality (aka not week old iceberg lettuce) and do compliment the pizza. The everything crust doesn’t feel over-seasoned. Pizza itself is quality ingredients and proper size. The taste just doesn’t reach the bar. Hate to admit - the spicy dressing is really good. But without it - this pizza is just something that lives in your iPhone photos, not in your thoughts- until you see it while cleaning up space for iCloud. If you’re in Venice - it’s definitely worth a try, but I wouldn’t advise anybody to make a trek. Verdict: Not ktd-approved.

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A month ago I said Poltergeist in Exho Park is the best meal I’ve had all year and warned it could be closing soon. Well - unfortunately that is the case due to Button Mash not renewing their lease. That said: 1. You have until Sunday, September 29th to experience what will be a regarded as a legendary run. 2. At least they’re going out at their peak. Very excited to see what Diego does next.

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REVIEW Gjelina Venice Squash blossom pizza(s) with @ted Incredible. I ordered it again that meal. Seasonal. Highlight = the tomatoes. Yes. Tomatoes. Insatiably juicy and flavorful. Moreso, than any other tomatoes I’ve had in my life. You could have just eaten nothing but these in season tomatoes and love life all night (I sorta did that too tbh). Lots of burrata. I even suspected a bit of visual and flavor cloaking - but thankfully that was definitely not the case. The composition of flavors melt in your mouth - very chewy. A tad more filling than one would expect with a pizza of this size/at an establishment like Gjelina. One pie per person should fill the average American. Enjoyably salty and chewy crust. Haven’t had a lot of saltiness with crusts so far - so this felt unique. A lot of these fancy (aka west side places) serve decent fancy pies that are ultimately mid for the scene - but this pizza is a bar-raiser even when compared outside of the westside bubble. Verdict: ktd approved!

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REVIEW Apollonia’s Miracle Mile Grandma/square pie Fifth time here. Regarded as your fav pizza shop’s fav pizza shop. Northeast vibes. Not rude, moreso “alright wadya want?”. No mods allowed. No half and half. Def order online because lines are nuts. The most attention to detail in the city. Best part of the pizza: it hits a home run in both comfort and elegance. It’s perfect for a night in, but you can’t be watching The Office or some sitcom. It’s gotta be paired with an Oscar winning film. One criticism: too salty. Which really surprised me because it doesn’t need to be since the flavors are so powerful and well-balanced. But other than that - incredible pizza. Crust transition from edge to center is close to perfect as well. Crisp on edges - softer towards center. I definitely plan to keep coming back and doing a better job of exploring their menu. I’ve been rather non-adventurous every time I go. So if you go and get something bomb - please do share! VERDICT: ktd approved!

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Ozzy’s Apizza Glendale The Zupp The White New Haven style. Started at a bar + recently moved to a capex light operation on a patio. Makes for a unique dining experience. I grew up in CT. My polo shirt collection will vouch. New Haven has been thrust from the shadows into the pizza limelight (I credit it mainly to the Ugly Delicious pizza episode). Aka “apizza” - thin-crust charred, slightly chewy crust. Coal-fired oven. The Zupp - Signature New Haven charred look. Flavorful sausage. CT elements present in each bite, but quality still felt like a slightly elevated food truck. The White - the spinach was the star. Savory. Reminded me of creamed spinach on Thanksgiving. I preferred its non-charred crust to that of The Zupp. Felt like I got hit by a bus afterwards and this brings up a belief of mine. Non-deep dish pizza should not couch-lock you or make you feel uneasy. Portnoy gave it an 8.1, but I think it was only because the owner was right there listening. VERDICT: not ktd approved.

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Echo Park Rising is this weekend. If you’ve never been + are in your 20s and/or new to LA - GO! Nothing embodies the magic of this city as much as having drinks on the east side with your friends watching all these incredible upcoming artists you’ve never heard of play for free.

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Embarrassed to say I finally got around to ordering mustard grilled at In N Out on 1/2 double doubles and I couldn’t tell which one was which…

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The anti-hype is real. Golden Road really is as bad as everybody says it is. First time back in 10 years. Flat beer. Empty on a Friday night. Corporate vibe despite being a brewery (how is that possible?). No soul.

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What if I told you not liking pineapple on pizza is not a personality trait? Jk. Last weekend I had a pickled pineapple pizza at Gra in LA and it wow’d everyone at the table. The coffee infused honey did not on a separate pie did not. Looking to generate ideas on non-traditional, even controversial toppings that nailed it. Would love to chat further in the comments!

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REVIEW Gra Echo Park Mushroom Bacon And Pickled Pineapple (special) Puttanesca White Stracciatella & Prosciutto Ham (with coffee infused honey) ^ranked Sourdough pizza. My 2nd time. Recently got added to Michelin so get a reservation now before the word gets out. Takes big swings. 2/5 were home runs (Mushroom and Pineapple). Complex flavors where no bite tastes the same and with each bite the flavor morphs into something new. A true taste journey. Puttanesca and the white were good, not great. Relied too much on the chewy and perfectly charred dough. Stracciatella & Prosciutto Ham was the only thing that didn’t work for me. The coffee honey was too bitter, but I can see somebody else liking it. So only 2/5 pizzas were homeruns….and that’s fine. Those 2/5 were some of the best pizzas I’ve had in the city. And for the ones that didn’t land you have to give Gra props for taking the swings. Tried all 3 desserts and the Melon Granita blew us all away. VERDICT: ktd approved!

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Best meal in 2024 so far (back in March). Realized this restaurant might not be around for long given the demand for Chef Diego…so without further ado I share with you…Poltergeist (Echo Park). It doesn’t make sense in the best way possible. When you order - don’t overthink it - just go with your gut. Went here during the most stressful week I’ve had since 2020 and it melted all away. When I think back about what should be a terrible string of days instead brings back memories of the night I finally tried this place. Brought an NYC friend here and it humbled them quite nicely. Feel free to share your fav meal of 2024 thus far.

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So for those at home keeping score 2 out of 7 have been ktd approved: Masa Hot Tongue

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REVIEW LaSorted’s Silver Lake Sausage And Peppers Dodger themed spot on Sunset. Dodger pre-game traffic has kept me away until this weekend. The crust has depth, but the cheese and sauce were overpowered by the greasy sausage that felt too hospital cafeteria hamburger-y. The grease factor is strong, and while done in a higher brow way - I found myself wanting more of the basics (a theme of the good, but not great LA pizza spots). The peppers were fine, but not memorable at all. I will come back here again and try some more pies - because there are some serious stans for this place in the foodie community. But until then… Verdict: not ktd approved That said…(cont’d below)…

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When you’re excited to go to the Dodger game vs when you find out no dogs allowed

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REVIEW Curry Village Pizza Deck Yosemite El Capitan Prime example of bells and whistles vs the basics. Pepperoni was delicious. I enjoyed chewing the heavier shreds of basil. The excruciating amount of chili oil and honey drenched each slice. BUT… This was not good pizza. Why? No soul. Dough, sauce and cheese. Frozen aisle quality. You can put as much culinary lipstick on it, but it’s still mediocre pizza at the end of the day. Lesson 1: So many meh places love suffocating their pies with spicy pepperoni or honey or garlic cloves to give it more flavor. Next time you go out for pizza in LA, ask yourself if you would truly enjoy a barebones version of what you’re eating. Lesson 2: That said after three days of hiking in Yosemite, I wasn’t complaining. Sure, this is no Michelin star, but it’s far better than I would’ve expected from a national park. Great to see that pizza is being elevated in places where it doesn’t really have to be. Verdict: not ktd approved

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LA ESSENTIALS Du-Par’s Pancakes Best in the city. Best I’ve ever had. Perfectly balanced. Savory, but just sweet enough. Heavy, but just fluffy enough. Liquid butter provided on the side in addition to syrup. $10.50 for 3 $11.50 for 5

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Not working or networking?

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Any Vegas restaurant recs? Last two times the below stood out to me: Herbs And Rye Best Friend Tacos El Gordo Viva Arepas Wynn Buffet Going with a group of six dudes for a fantasy football draft weekend. Thanks in advance!

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