when i used to work at a coffee shop i would hate when people said "surprise me", you're not gonna like whatever i give you so just tell me the fcking order

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like aw it's cute you wanna play your dumbass games while there's visibly a line out the door, just say vanilla latte and keep it pushing

I am this person but I always love what people give me lol!!

Hahah I worked at a deli counter in a liquor store, and people did this too. Which is absolutely disgusting of them, when we are talking about meat and cheese here. I always gave them the grossest stuff when they did this (olive loaf, head cheese, etc 🤭)