keccers
@keccers.eth
I walked straight into a giant glass wall today and smashed my head so bad I got a goose egg. Sharing this with you makes it marginally less humiliating. We can laugh together, I tell myself, while you laugh at me
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engineer monster
@vicc
This reminds me of the time I was walking with Jacob Thornton into one of the conference rooms on the 27th floor of the old Coinbase office, and I totally missed the door and went straight into the glass wall. Suffice to say no one turned thanks to noise cancellation headphones and flow state.
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Rahul Bhadoriya 🎩↑
@bhadoriya
The glass cleaner deserves a raise
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ted (not lasso)
@ted
ily keccers ily so much hahahah
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christin
@christin
My mom used to boil an egg peel it and then rub it on my bumps Maybe that will help transfer the goose egg onto an egg egg #folkmedicine #clinicaltrialswhatsthat
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drewcoffman
@drewcoffman.eth
you're not alone https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/16/17020246/apple-park-headquarters-employees-injury-glass-doors-design
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James
@jamesstevens
Draw a dot on it and call it your third eye
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Joely 🎩🏰
@joely.eth
Owe!!! Don't rule out a concussion, did you go see a doctor, just in case?
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links 🏴
@links
You are tops @keccers.eth never change!
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derek
@derek
Growing up my brother did this into a mall door and I still laugh about it every time I think about it. 🤣 The BANG echoed throughout the mall (shout out to KB Toys) and I can still visualize the whiplash in slow motion. It was like a slapstick sketch. Thanks for the reminder.
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triumph
@triumph
i know half a dozen people who have done this and witnessed countless others. you are not alone✊😌 (i mean *i* never have, for the record)
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GarrotTheParrot.eth
@gtp
At least this adds a new dimension to your pfp lmao
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Taye 🎩
@casedup
🥺🥺
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Spleefy 🎩 💰🔵
@spleefy.eth
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Seth
@sethpate
Whenever I conk my noggin, I remind myself the optimal amount of TBI's is non-zero, and feel a bit better about it.
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