jtgi
@jtgi
I saw @july at a coffee shop in tokyo today. Told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “july?” but he kept cutting me off and going “july? august? september?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked back to my seat and continued drinking my coffee, and I heard him chuckle in a foreign language as I walked off. When I came to settle my bill I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of decaf without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” (in japanese ofc) . At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
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jtgi
@jtgi
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her with aristotle quotes.
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justin.framedl.eth
@ahn.eth
my compliments to the chef for this top notch copypasta 🤌 2500 $degen
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adrienne
@adrienne
An excerpt from the latest Haruki Murakami story?
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dawufi
@dawufi
lol these bots hate @july now
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tani
@tani.eth
gm, refreshed to read this early morning ✨🙃
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Zenigame
@zeni.eth
I can't believe @july would stoop so low. We're only two days into the month and he thinks he can just go around bullying our beloved /automod creator. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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welter
@fun
i read this entire thing thinking it was true, until i realized this is most definitely copy pasta
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helladj™
@helladj.eth
This happened to me in chanhassen Minnesota - except it was Prince
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christin
@christin
*imagining @july ‘s wtf face when he sees this copypasta* 🤣
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nixo
@nixo
i have no idea what's going on
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netop://ウエハ
@netopwibby.eth
This is hilarious, thank you.
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kevin mfer 🎩
@kevinmfer
lmfaoooo
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acai 🚽🐇
@acai
i almost can hear the sound of a slap 1000$farther
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Jessi ⌐◨-◨ 🤫🌭
@zwillow
Hey thank you for sharing. Integrity is important and this person is lacking.
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Ξric Juta
@ericjuta
wowow
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