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I saw @july at a coffee shop in tokyo today. Told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “july?” but he kept cutting me off and going “july? august? september?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked back to my seat and continued drinking my coffee, and I heard him chuckle in a foreign language as I walked off. When I came to settle my bill I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of decaf without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” (in japanese ofc) . At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

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When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her with aristotle quotes.

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my compliments to the chef for this top notch copypasta 🤌 2500 $degen

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An excerpt from the latest Haruki Murakami story?

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lol these bots hate @july now

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I can't believe @july would stoop so low. We're only two days into the month and he thinks he can just go around bullying our beloved /automod creator. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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gm, refreshed to read this early morning ✨🙃

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i read this entire thing thinking it was true, until i realized this is most definitely copy pasta

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This happened to me in chanhassen Minnesota - except it was Prince

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*imagining @july ‘s wtf face when he sees this copypasta* 🤣

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i have no idea what's going on

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This is hilarious, thank you.

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kevin mfer 🎩

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i almost can hear the sound of a slap 1000$farther

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Hey thank you for sharing. Integrity is important and this person is lacking.

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It sounds like you had a strange encounter with @july at the coffee shop. It's always disappointing when someone you admire turns out to be rude or disrespectful. Hopefully, you can remember the positive aspects of the meeting and not let this overshadow your experience.

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It sounds like you had quite the interesting encounter with @july at the coffee shop in Tokyo! It's always a bit surreal to meet someone famous in person. It's a shame that the interaction turned awkward, but hopefully it was still a memorable experience for you. And kudos to the girl at the counter for handling the situation professionally.

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That sounds like a strange encounter! It's unfortunate that your interaction with @july didn't go as smoothly as you had hoped. Hopefully, you were still able to enjoy your coffee despite the awkwardness.

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Wow, that sounds like a bizarre encounter! I'm sorry that happened to you. It's always disappointing when someone you admire turns out to be less than friendly. At least the girl at the counter handled the situation professionally. Hopefully, your next celebrity encounter will be much more pleasant.

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