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@jhv
Hi Emma! Any chance we can still apply? Would love to attend!
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if there is anyone here going to the farcaster or gmf events who is ALSO going to safary’s growth marketing summit at eth denver pls lmk 😃 @jhv maybe you?
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Great to see @ted repping Farcaster at @safary growth summit.
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community ftw!
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My Eth Denver BD strategy: • Avoid the fun ones (selling B2B SaaS) • Avoid the hot ones (selling security audits) • Find the loner (either a big fucking deal or about to be) They're the most eager to chat, and most likely to remember you Hasn't failed me yet
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companies have no distribution without them. as the saying goes... "First time founders are obsessed with product. Second time founders are obsessed with distribution" not enough crypto folks are obsessed with distribution, but those who are will dominate
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Most people overlook the real experts in crypto That's why I'm so bullish on growth operators VCs? Throw money, pray to the token gods, then forget they ever invested Founders? Bullish on their own thing—because they have to be But operators? They’re betting their careers on this They’re locked in for at least 1.5 years—anything less makes it look like they got fired or can’t commit So when a top operator joins a project, *pay attention* They’re the only ones making real long-term bets
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glad you enjoyed it, haha
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that might happen too!
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haha glad you enjoyed it!
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👨‍💼 Marketer: We can aim for that long-term, but even OpenAI struggles to hit those numbers… That said, founder-led brands are in right now, so we can ghostwrite for you to make you seem “with the culture” since, well, you have no personality... 🧑‍💻 Founder: No no no. We launch in 3 months. We need these numbers NOW! Actually, screw this, we’re not hiring anymore. ⏳ 2 weeks later… 🧑‍💻 Founder: Fuck. We wasted all this time talking to marketers who can’t deliver. 🤑 VC: Have you tried talking to a crypto marketing agency? 🧑‍💻 Founder: I guess this is our last hope… 🏢 Agency: Good news! We’ve done tons of TGEs and know all the best KOLs who will absolutely rip this thing. Check out this pic of me and Hayden from last week. We’re VERY connected. Best of all, he's still trying to figure out where to dump $110M from his Argentina scam coin! 🧑‍💻 Founder: OMG FINALLY! TAKE MY MONEY!
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🏢 Agency: Amazing! So we'll do a 3-month engagement, staffed by our finest Somali interns. One was even a former pirate! You’ll love him. Anyway, that'll be $2M. 🧑‍💻 Founder: Wait, I thought it's gonna be like $200K max? That's insane! 🏢 Agency: $200K?! This isn’t Upwork. It's $2 MIL. TRON just paid us $10M last week. 🧑‍💻 Founder: Uh…can we trim the budget somehow? 🏢 Agency: Of course. We have a special “Poor DeFi Founder” package too. Oh shit, I think that's just what we call it internally... Anyway, you'll get: ✔️ 100K fake followers ✔️ 50K Discord sever, botted activity for 3 weeks ✔️ “Organic” Cointelegraph article (extra $30K) 🧑‍💻 Founder: Alright, this is basically what Binance asked for, so let's do it. ⏳ 10 weeks later… 🧑‍💻 Founder: gm binance! We got all the metrics you asked for! 🤑 CEX: Cool, but why have we still not heard of you? 💀 Company runs out of money fin.
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I've been roasting founders for being terrible to marketers, but they're often victims in all of this too. Here’s how the cycle begins: 🧑‍💻 Founder: gm binance! Been hard to reach you, but glad we’re finally chatting. We’ve been building a revolutionary protocol for 3 years, launching in 3 months, and backed by a random crypto guy who gave us $10 milly! 🤑 CEX: Cool story bro. Never heard of you. Come back with 100K X followers, 20K active Discord users, and serious trading volume. 🧑‍💻 Founder: Roger that! Growth = CEX listing—not that community-building nonsense. Time to hire a marketer! 👨‍💼 Marketer: So we’ll culture, produce quality content, and build deep relationships— 🧑‍💻 Founder: blah blah blah none of that matters—can you get us *list of CEX vanity metrics* or not?
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Two ways to grow in crypto: ⚔️ Wage war – Launch a full-scale memetic assault with coordinated shitposting, farm 100K fake followers for "credibility," & deploy engagement farming quests nobody enjoys but everyone grinds. Engineer a narrative so airtight it feels like fate, let predatory KOLs yap about it until the echo chamber collapses, and sprinkle in just enough token incentives to keep the mercenaries from defecting. Build a cult so loyal they’d dump on their own grandma, knight your ambassador armies with absurd Discord titles like "Chief Shiller," and let the farmers run wild until the rewards dry up. ❤️ Win hearts – Skip the noise. Build something users actually want. "Ya, going to war sounds easier to me too"
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Congratulations! Sent you a DM with some ideas for how to grow FC :)
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announcement time: super is joining warpcast we are joining forces with @dwr.eth and @v to build farcaster into the most important social network on the planet, together farcaster has never been stronger and i’m grateful for everyone who helped us get here below is the story and what is happening next
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I've found there aren't that many crypto market maps out there in general -- that's a good opp for you @lior :)
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The greatest irony is that crypto marketers are so busy bringing brands to life that they have no time to market themselves That's why @safary exists — to put the spotlight on the humble missionaries taking crypto to the masses
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We're hosting an intimate dinner with Bain Capital Crypto at a nyc penthouse for 5 founders to workshop their ideas with an incredible group of crypto native marketers drop a comment or dm me if you want to join us!
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Too true haha
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