META beats earnings expectations, stock down 10%

TSLA misses earnings expectations, stock up 10%

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But did they see the pic of Zuck with a beard?

Surely the rizz factor should be considered

(Unironically this is how crypto tokens trade)

Yep, typically completely sensical day in the markets. 😆
94 $DEGEN

I tried to trade last Vail earnings because the ski season was brutal due to bad weather and analysts were expecting the same revenue as last winter (lol)

They missed earnings expectations and adjusted expected revenue downwards 

And the stock fucking pumped 

I don't get the market sometimes