Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

http://opacity.network

my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything

cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?

boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?

@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?

late night crew

Ran’s just upset because he’s been constipated for the past few days.

Drink some magnesium citrate, will clear those bowels right out buddy

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

Porto Seguro, State of Bahia, 45810-000, Brazil

Rando’s a salty boy

https://warpcast.com/eulerlagrange.eth/0x20b5cb03

thanks for the source.

are you salty or sweet

rando

@randomerror.eth DISS

What an interesting way u have pick
To parody the main FC freak
Now be sure to stock up on your breath
Rap battle with alt of @dwr.eth 

U put meme glasses on the pfp
Turn your face up, I wanna pee
Getting Dan's attention with a dumb parody
He's not following you, sorry dear

You live in the founders village in Africa
So be the founder of water
Your face is stained with my cum
Give the to 1000 Durov children’s mother

Imagined yourself Louis C.K. son
A punch by Barney Stinson would be your dyspnea
Durov was judged, you fell like a TON
It was, wait for it, legen-diarrhea

You casted random, I wanted to cry
The founder of /rando, your humour is shit
You cast like AI
Incoherent words, no fucking wit

You deflated like a balloon
Although everyone said "Ran to the moon"
To find your brain needs 100x zoom
Your parody got beaten up from parody of the parody of MF Doom

That you're a banger is a blatant lie
Farcaster has a near-death tremor
How does he die?
It is finished off by Ran Domero

You wear sunglasses because you need to protect your eyes from @dristov’s cum

Technomelon. Elder zoomer. Trolling Farcaster. Founder of /post-irony. CHRISTIAN BATTLE RAPPER

You wear sunglasses because you need to protect your eyes from @dristov’s cum

https://warpcast.com/dristov/0x42d86264

You’re allowed to when it’s rap lyrics 😉

Whoah Whoah whoah we didn’t need to bring in the c word be civil plz