Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

http://opacity.network

my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything

cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?

boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?

@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

late night crew

Ran’s just upset because he’s been constipated for the past few days.

Drink some magnesium citrate, will clear those bowels right out buddy

Rando’s a salty boy

https://warpcast.com/eulerlagrange.eth/0x20b5cb03