White Lotus

what’s harder than trying to get discovered on warpcast

ok nvm was gonna make a saxon joke but ew too soon

Fitness

Ultimately I got second place with 36.6 cals in 30 seconds🥈 

I set the record, got passed by the guy that won, then beat his time, then he beat my time

This is me after my second time where I thought I had it. Wait for the yell at the end😂

ok gotta be honest
didn’t read caption
just watched video
haha oops

dating

80%* of people who work in crypto only work in crypto because they would never be able to get jobs outside of crypto

if you start losing hope just remember there’s millions literally millions of men out there waiting to show you some arcane YouTube video

me on TikTok: yes, of course i will watch you clean out your earwax

me on Netflix: no, that academy award winning film doesnt really interest me

Jesus, while taking bread and breaking it: “this is my body, which is given for you”

Guy who owns an air fryer: “have you tried air frying that yet? i use mine for everything, i bet you can reheat that perfectly”

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

nobody and I really mean nobody* is nicer than a guy who hasn’t slept with you yet

*except maybe @ted

(flirting) no babe you’re not that autistic you’re just the right amount

i can feel lore coming my way i feel it in my bones

breaking news

it was just a meeting

i was not getting fired

crash out queen*, you earned it 

king* bc there are no women on farcaster

for some reason i don’t think this one will pass the christian rap vibes check

ted’s alt

@tedsalt