i can do all things through spite which strengthens me

— God, aka me

in today’s episode of crypto VCs congratulating themselves

man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies

when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy

farcaster doesn’t have enough content like this so here’s my contribution:

can someone please hang out with this man

Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

http://opacity.network

my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything

cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?

boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?

@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?

crypto complains about spending $600 on a DevCon ticket but has no problem aping 1ETH into a memecoin that tracks to zero. retardio.

instead of saying something like “boo” for Halloween, say something much scarier like “oh wait i shouldn’t have blamed an L2 for my lack of PMF, i should’ve blamed myself” for example

instead of asking “trick or treat” for Halloween, ask yourself something much simpler like “would anyone care about this outside of crypto” for example

Memes

Sometimes I think the creator economy is fundamentally incompatible with solving “the loneliness problem” 

People use all this content — the vlogs, the podcasts — as a replacement for in person relationships

I don’t have a house with a crowded table. So I fill my ears with commentators and creators

raise your hand if you’re lonely and online


🙋‍♀️

cryptoleft

dating

if the stork is the bird that delivers the pregnancy, what’s the bird that prevents the pregnancy?



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the swallow

“omg great idea let’s circle back on that, i’ll see what i can do”

teddit

after a few years full time crypto since transitioning from the family office space, i still feel culture shock re:

most family offices earned their wealth through insane sacrifice to build a company VS most of (loud) crypto earned it by being early to click a button

to me FC feels like the former, not the latter

guys i think this is @ted’s version of doom posting about crypto can someone check in on her thanks

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

genuine Q: I meet so many people who are ex-Serotonin, how does it have such bad retention? is it a good agency?

asking for a company

who are pork workers and why are they on strike???

Los Fomos

GETTING LOOSEY GOOSEY with @randomerror.eth and @tako-unik: ran on a rant

- what would the ran domero cult??
- what would be the death of ran domero?
- what's the comedic value to bully ratio?
- the best shoe-sock color combination

nomination: @horsefacts.eth 

the full version of our chat includes a love declaration to @tldr, you should all go and check it out 🌶️ You find the short and the long version on Youtube!! 

Sub on Hypersub to support 🍸 https://www.hypersub.xyz/s/los-fomos-fm-producer-yfpf5xwg6qkg/1

is this the equivalent of chamath appearing on joe rogan (except we stan @tako-unik and @pauline-unik)???

or did @randomerror.eth just out himself as the JCal of farcaster?

Bringing spice to the superchain. Based in /los-fomos, co-host of LF FM. I dance to /latinmusic and love /typos. 

LFer. Based in /los-fomos • Bringing spice to the chain as LF FM co-host |
Building /uniklabs - a portable community graph protocol. /cinema-mon-amour simp

remember when Naomi Osaka dropped out of the French Open in 2021 for mental health and everyone was like omg good for her good job

and now Chappell Roan dropped out of some festival for mental health and everyone is like omg this is the job she signed up for how dare she

?????

can someone explain

ted’s alt

@tedsalt