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happy v day there is no s day
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if you’re offended by what i say imagine what im thinking but don’t say
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can’t cast in adhd but no worries bc I am a robot I am a machine I am a computer no task is boring all tasks are pleasurable and I
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“men suffer in silence” then why am i always hearing about it on crypto twitter
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tag your favorite single friend oh wait
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not funny but wouldn’t it be wild if they sell Gaza to Praxis
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the fact there is no AI crypto agent monetize purely text-based, soft erotica romance book-esque chatbot platforms is all i need to confirm not a single man in crypto understands women
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marketing “the token went to $500MM in 10 minutes” and not mentioning the 90% price drop immediately after is the crypto equivalent of a guy talking big game but finishing in 2 minutes focus on the important things
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at what point in the cycle do we stop building the same app just on different chains and start building new apps????? asking for a friend
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is there a single crypto AI agent that is like “for the girls” and not just cartoon girl with fake tits?
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why is this so funny to me
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don’t be so ableist. that’s not a nazi salute, it’s autism with poor gross motor skills.
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no one is still using Explode yes, $TRUMP is onboarding more normies than $BLONDE or $CHILLGUY ever did remember when balaji said he’d build his network school on farcaster tiktok is now banned actually inopenable in the US but Drakula is MIA real AI engineers think crypto agents are pet project quality
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i can do all things through spite which strengthens me — God, aka me
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in today’s episode of crypto VCs congratulating themselves man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy
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farcaster doesn’t have enough content like this so here’s my contribution: can someone please hang out with this man
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my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me me: source? boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted me: source? @randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth? me: source?
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crypto complains about spending $600 on a DevCon ticket but has no problem aping 1ETH into a memecoin that tracks to zero. retardio.
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instead of saying something like “boo” for Halloween, say something much scarier like “oh wait i shouldn’t have blamed an L2 for my lack of PMF, i should’ve blamed myself” for example
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