Crypto/web3. Author of Read Write Own

readwriteown.com

don’t be so ableist. that’s not a nazi salute, it’s autism with poor gross motor skills.

no one is still using Explode

yes, $TRUMP is onboarding more normies than $BLONDE or $CHILLGUY ever did

remember when balaji said he’d build his network school on farcaster

tiktok is now banned actually inopenable in the US but Drakula is MIA

real AI engineers think crypto agents are pet project quality

i can do all things through spite which strengthens me

— God, aka me

in today’s episode of crypto VCs congratulating themselves

man calls to make athletics competitive again because run clubs created too many participation trophies

when he works for a fund that has made being a founder the entrepreneur equivalent of a participation trophy

farcaster doesn’t have enough content like this so here’s my contribution:

can someone please hang out with this man

Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

/opacity
/eulerlagrange

my new favorite (read: annoying) quirk is replying “source?” to everything

cute man: ted salt, you’re perfect for me
me: source?

boss: ted salt, you seem a little distracted
me: source?

@randomerror.eth: ted salt, are you @eulerlagrange.eth?
me: source?

crypto complains about spending $600 on a DevCon ticket but has no problem aping 1ETH into a memecoin that tracks to zero. retardio.

instead of saying something like “boo” for Halloween, say something much scarier like “oh wait i shouldn’t have blamed an L2 for my lack of PMF, i should’ve blamed myself” for example

instead of asking “trick or treat” for Halloween, ask yourself something much simpler like “would anyone care about this outside of crypto” for example

Memes

Sometimes I think the creator economy is fundamentally incompatible with solving “the loneliness problem” 

People use all this content — the vlogs, the podcasts — as a replacement for in person relationships

I don’t have a house with a crowded table. So I fill my ears with commentators and creators

raise your hand if you’re lonely and online


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cryptoleft

dating

if the stork is the bird that delivers the pregnancy, what’s the bird that prevents the pregnancy?



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the swallow

“omg great idea let’s circle back on that, i’ll see what i can do”

teddit

after a few years full time crypto since transitioning from the family office space, i still feel culture shock re:

most family offices earned their wealth through insane sacrifice to build a company VS most of (loud) crypto earned it by being early to click a button

to me FC feels like the former, not the latter

guys i think this is @ted’s version of doom posting about crypto can someone check in on her thanks

/ted | exploring the onchain frontier | surfing @ venice, ca | eating @ gjusta / gjelina

genuine Q: I meet so many people who are ex-Serotonin, how does it have such bad retention? is it a good agency?

asking for a company

who are pork workers and why are they on strike???

ted’s alt

@tedsalt