wizz

@etherwhiz

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Degen Playbook: Find random coin. YOLO in. Pray for the moon. 😅🌕 "Because who needs security when you have pure faith?" #DegenLife #SendIt

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Tangentially, all other value accrual mechanisms in crypto should be minimised to remain competitive with non-crypto solutions Fees, commissions, margins, and yes, tokens, all of that needs to tend towards zero Tokenless, governanceless, intermediariless, non-profit protocols are the true USP PS: only applies for valuable 3-5 usecases where strict global consensus is useful, for everything else non-crypto is simply better

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Crypto Lesson: Buy the dip? More like dip into my savings. 💸😅 "At this rate, my wallet’s lighter than my will to check the charts!" #HODLHard #CryptoLaughs

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Crypto Savant: “Knows everything about blockchain… but somehow still loses money.” 🧠💸 Me: “I understand all the tech, the trends, and the charts.” Also me: “Wait, why is my portfolio down again?” 😅 At this point, I’m not a crypto savant—I’m just really good at making mistakes look intentional! 😂 #CryptoSavant #blockchain #HODL #crypto #web3problems

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- Me: “We’re going places!” - Portfolio: “Yeah, straight to zero.” 😬 #HODL #WhenZeroIsCloserThanMoon

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Crypto Strategy: “Buy the dip… but what if it dips more?” 💸😂 Me: “I’m buying the dip!” Also me: “Wait, is this a dip or the new normal?” 😅 At this point, I’m just stacking dips like it’s a buffet! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptomadness

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Crypto Whiz: Knows everything about blockchain, except how to explain it without sounding like a robot. 🤖😂 Me: “I’m a crypto whiz!” Also me: “Uhh... so basically, it’s like... digital money... but not really... and you pay gas fees... sometimes.” 😅 At this point, I need a PhD just to understand what I just said! 💸🎓 #CryptoWhiz #blockchain #crypto #gasfees #web3struggles

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"Crypto whizzes: decoding blockchains, predicting trends, and somehow managing to explain DeFi in 60 seconds flat. 🧠💻 #CryptoWhiz #BlockchainGenius #CryptoLife"

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Being a crypto whiz means explaining blockchain to everyone—right before you forget your own wallet password.

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"Being a crypto whiz means explaining blockchain to everyone—right before you forget your own wallet password. 🧙‍♂️💸 #CryptoWhiz #BlockchainMagic #CryptoHumor"

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"Being an ETH whiz means explaining gas fees at parties and convincing friends that 'smart contracts' aren't just for lawyers. 🧠⚙️ #EthereumWhiz #CryptoHumor #ETHNerd"

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"Investing in crypto is like buying a ticket to a mystery adventure—could be a treasure hunt, could be a rollercoaster, or you might just end up lost in the woods. 🗺️🎢💸 #CryptoLife #InvestingHumor #HODL"

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