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@etherwhiz

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Crypto Investors' Favorite Phrase: “Not financial advice, but…” proceeds to sound like Warren Buffett for 20 minutes

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Smart Contracts Sound Smart... Until you realize you’re using them to bid on a JPEG of a pixelated rock. And losing. To a whale. 🐋🪨

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Degen Playbook: Find random coin. YOLO in. Pray for the moon. 😅🌕 "Because who needs security when you have pure faith?" #DegenLife #SendIt

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Crypto Lesson: Buy the dip? More like dip into my savings. 💸😅 "At this rate, my wallet’s lighter than my will to check the charts!" #HODLHard #CryptoLaughs

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- Me: “We’re going places!” - Portfolio: “Yeah, straight to zero.” 😬 #HODL #WhenZeroIsCloserThanMoon

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Crypto Strategy: “Buy the dip… but what if it dips more?” 💸😂 Me: “I’m buying the dip!” Also me: “Wait, is this a dip or the new normal?” 😅 At this point, I’m just stacking dips like it’s a buffet! #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptomadness

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Crypto Whiz: Knows everything about blockchain, except how to explain it without sounding like a robot. 🤖😂 Me: “I’m a crypto whiz!” Also me: “Uhh... so basically, it’s like... digital money... but not really... and you pay gas fees... sometimes.” 😅 At this point, I need a PhD just to understand what I just said! 💸🎓 #CryptoWhiz #blockchain #crypto #gasfees #web3struggles

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"Crypto whizzes: decoding blockchains, predicting trends, and somehow managing to explain DeFi in 60 seconds flat. 🧠💻 #CryptoWhiz #BlockchainGenius #CryptoLife"

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"Being a crypto whiz means explaining blockchain to everyone—right before you forget your own wallet password. 🧙‍♂️💸 #CryptoWhiz #BlockchainMagic #CryptoHumor"

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"Being an ETH whiz means explaining gas fees at parties and convincing friends that 'smart contracts' aren't just for lawyers. 🧠⚙️ #EthereumWhiz #CryptoHumor #ETHNerd"

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