Ⓜ️elissa Burr 🍓 on Warpcast

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Ⓜ️elissa Burr 🍓

🍖 🔥 I am giving away 100k hams to someone who hasn't joined the ham tipping fun yet 🔥 🍖 If you know someone who hasn't yet joined the HAM PHAM, please tag them. Rules: - Doesn't have a ham allowance yet - Reply with 1 hilarious thing about yourself that most people don't know - Winner announced tomorrow afternoon sometime Please be honest. Ham is life. Cc: @deployer

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Manu Williams 🎩🔵💎

~ Not yet part of the HAM fam: @xerx ~ Since I am not hilarious, but my son is, here we go: My 10-year old is obsessed with money, so he ordered himself stacks of fake movie hundred dollar bills from Amazon and has them stacked on his desk for everyone to see when they come in. He also has 3 different safes in his room (all can be easily carried out) and changes the code every second day.

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im starting over. 😤 @loudman.eth, when i was younger i had a fear of it being so cold outside, that my dong would fall off. i was born in jamaica and when we came to america, i didn't like wearing jackets or sweaters because they were uncomfortable. my grandmother told me to put more cloths on or it would fall off and a homeless man would eat it because he'd be so hungry. this truly terrified me and i really believed it because why would your grandma lie to you. everytime i bring this up too her she just denies it and laughs uncontrollably for 5 mins. this is 100% true. ✌

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You may know, 2012 peoples specially in my country was always talking about world end. In tv there even news about famous fortune teller said 2012 is end of the world because she can't see anything after 2012. At that times, me 12yo. As naughty boy I'm afraid of it, I'm not good enough yet and probably I will go to hell if the world end. From that time as Muslim I do my duty, I suddenly changed, I go to mosque 5 times a day. Even at 4 AM my body will automatically wake up to do prayer and go to mosque. My relatives was so happy me changed and be good boy, they don't know I'm afraid of death. Till 2013 comes, world not end. The fortune teller which is on TV everyday is died. And then I realize, They all fcking lied to me. Till now I don't care anymore about anything, hell, heaven fck off there's is no prove about it. Hell and heaven is only exist in real life, which I face them everyday. So if you read this enjoy your life, keep positive vibes around you because when you, happy, feel joy that's is heaven 😂

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I’m tagging myself 😂 Well, i’ve got lots of scars in my knee because, in the beginning of our relationship, every time i looked at my wife i got distracted and fell. I’ve once fell in marble stairs and another time I fell while going out of my lab party 😭😂 I keep falling for her (literally) and getting scars for it. Not hilarious but absolutely curious 🫡

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Ok @burrrrrberry brace yourself, this one is a doozy 😆 I once went to a pharmacy and asked the cashier for euthanasia. She looked at me, shocked, with a wry smile and asked what my symptoms were. I said, "A sore throat and a cough." She replied, "That seems a bit drastic. Perhaps you'd like to try some echinacea instead?" True story.

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Gm Burr ☕ i nominate myself. 😅 I meet all the criteria which is sad really My friends calls me the sandwich maker cuz while growing up. Bullies at school used to eat our lunch so oneday, i made a sandwich rubbed it all over my junk and gave it to the bullies and watched them eat it with pure satisfaction.

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let me contribute to this! 🍖x1000

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This is awesome idea, Burr!! I would be happy if this makes ham even more popular❤️‍🔥 I commend you for your great actions! 🍖 x 500

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Lex 🔷🎩🍖🎭

This is the last of my Ham for the day to help this cause. I like what you are doing here! 😁 🍖x286

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Okay! Something hilarious about me! I am a beautiful mother of two big boys! Yet, I look like I'm a playboy from high school. No kidding, I do look masculine. A billion Times I've been mistaken to be a man and so many people on this space believing we're all men always addressing me as "sir, bro" and then I start thinking if I was supposed to be born a male in the first place 😂 pictures below 👇

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Look at that gd poker face! Bish you sexy af! Let me think on the non hammer a sec

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dialethia 🍖🎩

Great idea! 🍖x5000

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g.woo🎩🍖✨

I saw this late. I hope can be of any help 🍖 x 1000

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@thegoldenbright

there're lots of fun comments under this cast 😆

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I am happy to support you in a very small way. I have been quoted. 🍖 x100

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@0xsusu @ogebaeby real good people

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mass.framedl.eth

Here to help! 🍖x1000

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@klatuns I think i might be an alien 🤣😂🙈

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Tagging my fren @syubidab.eth I'm afraid of butterfly 😂

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