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Melissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
🍖 🔥 I am giving away 100k hams to someone who hasn't joined the ham tipping fun yet 🔥 🍖 If you know someone who hasn't yet joined the HAM PHAM, please tag them. Rules: - Doesn't have a ham allowance yet - Reply with 1 hilarious thing about yourself that most people don't know - Winner announced tomorrow afternoon sometime Please be honest. Ham is life. Cc: @deployer
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🔵🎩Crpdaddy.⌐◨-◨
@crpdaddy.eth
im starting over. 😤 @loudman.eth, when i was younger i had a fear of it being so cold outside, that my dong would fall off. i was born in jamaica and when we came to america, i didn't like wearing jackets or sweaters because they were uncomfortable. my grandmother told me to put more cloths on or it would fall off and a homeless man would eat it because he'd be so hungry. this truly terrified me and i really believed it because why would your grandma lie to you. everytime i bring this up too her she just denies it and laughs uncontrollably for 5 mins. this is 100% true. ✌
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Loudman.⌐◨-◨ 🏴☠️
@loudman.eth
Lmaoooooo Bruh one time we had a late start and I was dating my gf at the time, biked to her house in freezing conditions. My fly was down for the whole bike ride maybe 30-45mins. I think I was comando too 🫠 Walked in the door and I couldn't feel my meat, dog. Had to get it warmed up on the quicks. Man those were the days 🤣
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Melissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
I bet you still wear a jacket to this day 🤣 You're grandma is a fucking savage.
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