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Melissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
I was holding my nephew's hand (age ~5 at the time) walking through a diner parking lot. He took off running. I yelled "PRESTON. GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW" -- I have never been more scared in my life 😭 he stomps back and takes my hand. Get inside the diner, he's VISIIBLY upset with me. I say "well, get it out. You'll feel better. Let's talk buddy" He says, "I just don't think I want you around anymore" 💀💀💀💀 Kids will murder you with one sentence just because you dont want them to die 😭
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
hahaha im dyin. it's so fkin true. on all accounts. 100 $degen
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Flo
@dflory3
Children are ruthless.
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ThePoet🎩🔵 🧾
@bajkothepoet
He must have forgotten it already :)
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Marcela
@laursa.eth
yea my cousin mad bc we didn’t let him wash his pacifier at the toilet 👍🏻
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Smash Thunder Stone 🎩🏹🧾
@smashthunderston
Lol, so true.
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RJ (replyor)
@shulzzz
also, sometimes she'll go from "i don't like you anymore" to "you're the best dad ever" in like an hour. their brains just aint rational.
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cryptocellaris.eth 🎩
@cryptocellaris
kids cutting like a hot gay guy going into beach season 69 $degen for saving his life, probably
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Blockhead
@ohyoublockhead
659 $DEGEN
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Dirthippy
@dirthippy
My son was 3 (I think) when he took his first plane flight. My wife are burdened down with all the luggage, when he takes off running in the crowded airport. Us: "Noah! Get back here!", while we run after him. Noah: (singsonging) "Run run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
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OGHope.base.eth
@plays
oh no so emotional damage
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Bigpropeller🔵🚀
@bigpropeller
Ouch! So sorry
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Gene60
@gene30
That's so funny! I'm telling you to tell the child not to touch this thing!!
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