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Mother-in-law calls: "She (my daughter) darted away and fell and has a fat lip, I'm so sorry!"

My wife and I look at each other and immediately know we're thinking the same thing: "She totally deserved it."

😂 😂 

Next time, don't dart off? At least, that's the lesson we're hoping for. 😉 

NOTE: No tendies were harmed in the fall, worry not. Also, she's totally fine, don't need to worry bout her either ;)

I was holding my nephew's hand (age ~5 at the time) walking through a diner parking lot.

He took off running.

I yelled "PRESTON.  GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW" -- I have never been more scared in my life 😭 he stomps back and takes my hand.

Get inside the diner, he's VISIIBLY upset with me.

I say "well, get it out.  You'll feel better.  Let's talk buddy"

He says, "I just don't think I want you around anymore"

💀💀💀💀

Kids will murder you with one sentence just because you dont want them to die 😭

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

My son was 3 (I think) when he took his first plane flight. My wife are burdened down with all the luggage, when he takes off running in the crowded airport.

Us: "Noah! Get back here!", while we run after him.
Noah: (singsonging) "Run run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"

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