We need more chin music.
More throwing at a guy.
More 103 mph fastballs to the eyebrow don’t crowd my fucking plate.

The most money I’ve made in crypto has been selling MiniWord answers

A special kind of mental illness is legitimately being disgusted by crypto but spending all your time here.

Especially when you provide no value, just suck and suck and suck.

Unfortunately, all the SSRIs probably won’t help.

Screens

If I say what I really think about this show I will be removed from /screens lmao

surprised this hasn’t happened more yet

People in the Top 10 Posters who complain about their tech jobs and good salaries and nice cities lmao

Some of you should be kidnapped and dropped into a slum in Calcutta, India with no clothes and no weapons.

Mashala, but brother this looks like one of the desert shitholes we escaped where they still ride camels 🐪

How do I do one of the fundraisers? 
I want to be a refugee from Endor.

https://x.com/ohyoublockhead/status/1922076124189749361?s=46&t=LdB2V8p8UB86ZTXsc8ol4A

The NBA has always been the WWE for poor people.

A blackjack player I know was given the chance to try out as an NBA ref.

In the audition, he called a charge in the paint. The exec said that was a great call, for college. 

He said, “the NBA is a business.”
“That business is entertainment.”
“Basketball is just the vehicle.”

Blockhead

https://x.com/ohyoublockhead/status/1921973296729375195?s=46&t=LdB2V8p8UB86ZTXsc8ol4A

Yeah, Fielder is a fucking piece of shit.

It’s too bad he didn’t kill himself instead of Ultra. Or most of the people on CT, tbh.

“Nathan Fielder is a genius!” you say after another episode.

but it turned out Nathan specifically advertised to you because you haven’t talked to your dad in over two years.

everyone’s laughing at how pathetic you are and your shitty relationship with men.
Nathan did it again.

What’s the argument re: Nathan Fielder that “we aren’t laughing at these people”?

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/the-rehearsal-nathan-fielder-fake-singing-show-contestant-1236393533/

Most people here don’t even know who died because of how removed FC insiders are from real crypto culture.

https://x.com/ohyoublockhead/status/1921932422368682209?s=46&t=LdB2V8p8UB86ZTXsc8ol4A

Some of the best people on this app are the stoner euros, I regret to admit.

If you're not waking up at 2:30am to write the best shit, I don't want to hear it.

Why would I listen to your videos?
You won’t tell a better story than me.

This is also why I haven’t read any books or watched any movies in several years.

Fuck sake Zach Wheeler looks like Father Time

The Savannah Bananas are so lame.
They’re turning the sport into a joke!
Save the goofing for the playground, guys.

Bellagio native | writer | goodgriefs.market