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fun fact: I can make a grown man moan while FaceTiming their girlfriend.

something most people don’t know about me…

I give better deep tissue massages than any physiotherapist.

I charged girls $20 for 20minutes during designated reading time in HS. their boyfriends were rightly upset.

had a lot of practice growing up. 
parents worked labour intensive jobs and my mom had arthritis. 

I can run because they gave me their backs to walk on.

hi im naomi 11x british triple jump champion documenting my story onchain!

join /actrackclub

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I’ll join a roadman or two 
in the stew

they can’t cook like me,
I keep mandem fed, no soups

Okayyy kazi!!! the way you incorporated the london slang in there is great its giving a mix of central cee and chat gpt 🤣🤣

"central cee and chat gpt" damn i feel like an underachiever

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

Still fills the "say outrageous things" bucket 🔥🙌🤍

might have to test in the wild when im not bogged down by this demo buildout