confessions

Hot take: Salad should not have ingredients larger than a finger. I don't need giant leafy greens splashing dressing all over my face/clothes and not fitting into my mouth.

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Facts - I want everything in my salad to be chopped microscopic size

THIS IS HOW YOU GET A 💬♻️💜 AND A FOLLOW!!

I just espoused up in here about my preference for spoons over forks, in no small part due to salads. I julienne tf out of my salads and eat them en spoon, for the myriad benefits that provides!

WTAF is a FKNG lettuce wedge???? Why do people hate freedom???

NORMALIZE FINELY CHOPPED SALADS!! ✊

This is a hot take. Generally agree though.
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I feel this so much
I chop pretty much all my salads to the point they’re almost better eaten with a spoon than a fork