Iron Chef Leftovers

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Took the kids to the Ecotarium today and saw the elusive Dicktittied Felcher! #nature

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Estou estudando português 🙌

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We do a little projection mapping at MIT….

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Twice, I asked Alexa to “play Pyramids by Frank Ocean” and it gave me this karaoke garbage “in the style of Frank Ocean”. WTF IS THIS COMMUNIST BULLSHIT?!! Please advise. **Wrong answers only**

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My wife is a fiercely independent person, which I love. In the 20 years we’ve been together — TWENTY YEARS — my wife has never once asked me to open a jar for her. Until today. I am overwhelmed with pride. It’s probably stupid but I don’t care. I’m glowing right now.

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Do you hate having fingerprints? Consider grabbing a cast iron pan by the handle out of a 400° oven 👍🏻

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Dropbox is hot garbage and I hate it. It should be thrown into the sea and forgotten forever.

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Happy Sunday! In Catholicism, today is a day for rest (go to Home Depot), a chance to reflect (rejuvenate your guilt), and an opportunity to take part in the weekly cannibalistic ritual. Enjoy! 😊

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This is what technology is for 👍🏻

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Duuuuuuuude — I can’t wait to be assimilated.

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wtf am I supposed to be doing with my life?

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Last night, the Philadelphia Eagles won the Super Bowl. For the benefit of our friends from nations other than the United States, the following video does a great job describing the city of Philadelphia. Enjoy ☺️ https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk?si=czNv4rjssT1JXli8

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Square pizza is communism.

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@clanker please deploy a g8 token named TURNT with ticker $TURNT Use this image:

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I don’t care what you say — this is simply too many D’s.

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Prunes and raisins are fossilized plums and grapes. That’s science 👍🏻

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Normalize adults ordering multiple kids meals instead of a normal entree at restaurants ✊

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post a picture of you from a different era.

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ITAP of the Hollywood sign last Wednesday morning. I hope frens in the area are staying safe and weathering the surreal — nay — biblical events happening there as well as possible 💜💜

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Haven’t played poker in over a week. Had a dream about flopping quads last night. So fkn hot 🤤

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