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Hot take: Salad should not have ingredients larger than a finger. I don't need giant leafy greens splashing dressing all over my face/clothes and not fitting into my mouth.

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I feel this so much
I chop pretty much all my salads to the point they’re almost better eaten with a spoon than a fork

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🤝  very tasteful of you my friend, it is the way