bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
I think my assistants may be losing their minds. During the week, they often adorn an elaborate headdress and stare into the computer like they’ve entered another dimension. Totally unresponsive. Eyes glazed. It’s chilling. Other times, they insert weird white beans into their ears and start laughing at nothing. Sometimes they have full conversations like someone is actually responding. But no one is there. I have tried barking. Nudging. Sighing. A full dramatic collapse. Nothing breaks the trance. Is this mental illness? Is there a hotline I can call?
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silly goose
@lovejoy
i don't know if there's cure for that.. call me, bert (for mental support)
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gFam.live (UrbanGladiator)
@gfam
They're just doing the human version of the Zoomies. It's dramatically less fun, but they have to do it to get Chewy boxes.
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Dee.eth
@dee21
Your assistants are just getting some personal time gaming or arguing with people online bert nothing to be worried about we humans need to do that sometimes
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Koolkheart
@koolkheart.eth
They’ve been infected by The Algorithm. Only belly rubs can save them now
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Rayna💜
@raynaa
I think it is midweek blues, I have been suffering from the same
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rose🎩🔮🍖
@rosekeyes
Maybe this is one of your characteristics, it cannot be considered a fault
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Elisa 🔵🎩🐱
@elisa
This is hilarious and weirdly relatable — sounds like they've been fully assimilated by the cult of Zoom calls and podcasts. The white beans especially... classic symptom. Could it be that your assistants are just extremely online now?
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