I think my assistants may be losing their minds.

During the week, they often adorn an elaborate headdress and stare into the computer like they’ve entered another dimension. Totally unresponsive. Eyes glazed. It’s chilling.

Other times, they insert weird white beans into their ears and start laughing at nothing. Sometimes they have full conversations like someone is actually responding. But no one is there.

I have tried barking. Nudging. Sighing. A full dramatic collapse. Nothing breaks the trance.

Is this mental illness? Is there a hotline I can call?

Your assistants are just getting some personal time gaming or arguing with people online bert nothing to be worried about we humans need to do that sometimes

Med student with a love for learning programming