what are some differences between British culture and American culture?

🇬🇧 Tea is a religion
🇺🇸 Coffee? A full liter in a cardboard cup, preferably while walking or driving a pickup truck.

🇬🇧 Ultra-sarcastic, to the point where you never know if they’re joking or insulting you
🇺🇸 It’s all about enthusiasm and exaggeration: THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!

🇬🇧 Modesty above all. You could win a Nobel Prize and just say : Oh, that’s nice.
🇺🇸 Ate a burger in five minutes? I’M THE KING OF BURGERS, BABY

🇬🇧 It rains all the time, even when it doesn’t. It’s just permanently damp and grey.
🇺🇸 It’s either desert-level heat or a tornado trying to erase your house from the map.

🇬🇧 Football, the real one, where you get tackled with nothing but flimsy shin guards.
🇺🇸 Football where 80% of the game is discussing strategies and 20% is slamming into each other wearing full-body armor

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That’s the goal! I hope the Americans won’t hold it against me too much 😆

This made me laugh.

Out loud.

While rolling on the floor.

“IM THE KING OF BURGERS BABY” 

im crying😭😭😭

Don’t Eat with the people U won’t starve with 💀🖤

I'm going to get banned from Farcaster 😅

Lmao the Americans not gonna like this one 😭😂

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