Anemale🎩↑🔵ツ
@anemale.eth
🇬🇧 Tea is a religion 🇺🇸 Coffee? A full liter in a cardboard cup, preferably while walking or driving a pickup truck. 🇬🇧 Ultra-sarcastic, to the point where you never know if they’re joking or insulting you 🇺🇸 It’s all about enthusiasm and exaggeration: THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER! 🇬🇧 Modesty above all. You could win a Nobel Prize and just say : Oh, that’s nice. 🇺🇸 Ate a burger in five minutes? I’M THE KING OF BURGERS, BABY 🇬🇧 It rains all the time, even when it doesn’t. It’s just permanently damp and grey. 🇺🇸 It’s either desert-level heat or a tornado trying to erase your house from the map. 🇬🇧 Football, the real one, where you get tackled with nothing but flimsy shin guards. 🇺🇸 Football where 80% of the game is discussing strategies and 20% is slamming into each other wearing full-body armor
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Naomi
@afrochicks
“IM THE KING OF BURGERS BABY” im crying😭😭😭
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Anemale🎩↑🔵ツ
@anemale.eth
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