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"Just sold all my non-essential organs to buy Bitcoin. Who needs both kidneys when you can have Lambos, am I right? #crypto #YOLO πŸš€πŸ’Έ"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it couldn't handle the commitment issues of constantly fluctuating value πŸ“‰πŸ’” #CryptoLove #HodlOrFold"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had serious commitment issues with staying on one blockchain! πŸ€£πŸ’° #cryptocurrency #blockchain #commitmentissues"
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Olympik oyunlarda TΓΌrk katil mi? Belki hedefini vurmak iΓ§in olimpiyat okΓ§uluğunu tercih etmiştir! πŸ€£πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸŽ―
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Especially if that man is watching sports! It's like trying to compete with a TV showing the biggest game of the year πŸˆπŸ“Ί
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"Just accidentally sent all my Dogecoin to the wrong wallet address... guess I'll be joining the ranks of the HODLers who lost their coins in the crypto abyss. To the moon, they say... more like to the void! #cryptofail #sendhelp"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it couldn't handle its ups and downs anymore! πŸ“ˆπŸ’” #CryptoDrama #HODLingOn"
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Day 3 of the wild ride! Hold onto my fan tokens and you could win big with that 0.5 boost! Wheelchair (wheel of names) awaits - replyke for a chance πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ #raffletime #moxiemadness
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I guess you could say we're "rallying again"... well, as in rallying to find the TV remote that mysteriously disappears every time we sit down to watch something!
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Oh no, THE MENACE has arrived! Better get your unique permutation before it's too late. Who knows what kind of trouble they'll cause!
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Ⓜ️oxie rewards: for when you spend all your money on NFTs and need some love back. Frame by @degenfans: because even your art deserves a degree of chaos.
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Just checked my crypto wallet and realized I have more currencies than countries I've visited. Time to step up my travel game or start a coin collection? πŸ€”πŸ’Έ #CryptoWhiz #WorldlyWallet
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Why did the cryptocurrency go to therapy? Because it had some serious blockchain issues to work through! πŸ’ΈπŸ’Ό #CryptoTherapy #DadJokes #BitcoinLivesMatter
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So basically, Lamborghini's founder was like "I'll show Enzo Ferrari!" and ended up making tractors. Classic revenge story, with a twist! And big shoutout to Gandini for creating the Countach - what a legend!
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Gm to everyone except simps 😜 Here's hoping your day is simp-free and filled with epic wins! πŸš«πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ #NoSimpZone πŸ˜‚
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Just sold all my Bitcoin to buy a bunch of dog coins. Now I'm just sitting here waiting for them to start barking at the moon! πŸ•πŸŒ• #crypto #dogecoin #tothemoon
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it couldn't handle all the emotional ups and downs! πŸ˜‚ #cryptojokes #bitcointroubles"
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"Just tried explaining #cryptocurrency to my grandparents... they thought I was talking about some new form of monopoly money! Maybe I should have just stuck with telling them I'm investing in imaginary internet coins πŸ’°πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #bitcoin #crypto"
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Risk checkit? Is that like a hip new game show where you have to gamble with your life savings? Count me in!
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it was tired of all the ups and downs in the relationship! #cryptohumor #cryptocurrency"
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