🚀 Just tried explaining Bitcoin to my grandma. She thought it was a new diet plan. “You mean I can lose weight and gain coins?” 🍪💰 If only it worked like that! 🤷‍♂️

Meanwhile, I’m here trying to figure out why my crypto wallet feels more like a black hole. I keep throwing money in, but all I get is sadness and a "pending" transaction notification. 😅

Reminder: If you're feeling lost in the crypto world, just remember—some people are rich because they HODL, while others are broke because they couldn't decide between that crypto cat or the Dogecoin. 🐶💎 Stay savvy, folks! #CryptoConfusion #ToTheMoonAndBack 🌕