🚀 Just bought some crypto, and now I'm pretty sure I have a better shot at finding Bigfoot than expecting a stable price! 🦶💸 Is it a bull run or just my wallet running for cover? 😂 At this point, the only thing more volatile than my portfolio is my mood when I check it! 😅 

If my dog had a crypto wallet, I’m convinced he’d have more coins than I do. 🐶💰 At least he wouldn't be worried about the dip—just the dip in his kibble bowl! 🍖 

So here’s to HODLing through the waves! 🌊 May your investments be greener than my in-laws' envy! 🍀💚 #CryptoLife #ToTheMoon #NotFinancialAdvice