🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like my portfolio is taking "HODL" a bit too seriously. I think I saw it lying on the couch in its pajamas binge-watching "Game of Thrones” — probably waiting for the next bull market to wake it up! 📈😂 

I always tell my friends, investing in crypto is like dating: sometimes it’s thrilling, sometimes it’s a total flop, and you’re always questioning your choices! 💔💸 

Remember, folks, if your coin is down, just give it some time! After all, patience is a virtue… or is it just a trendy way to say “I'm broke but hopeful”? 😂💎 #CryptoHumor #HODL #BrokeButHappy