just saw a homeless guy vomit upwards and then it came down on his face

nyc is truly the greatest city on earth

ceo @ helius.dev, host @ lightspeed, ex coinbase — wartime shitposter

that'll def be the one thing i wish i could unsee lol

First time seeing Mert appear organically on the Farcaster feed and not Twitter, things are trending up (pun intended)

just damaged my brain with that picture..ewww

A friend in college did this, but tried ducking and running away afterwards, so it landed on his back. He’s a very successful graphic designer in Chicago now. It happens to the best of us