If you refer to your child as a startup you should talk to someone

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“It’s my baby 🥺🥺🥺” stfu 😹😹

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I know of at least one example. I would even call them out as they soft rugged a 17 era crypto project in 2020

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Let’s not mention “floor price” 😒

Bonus points if you refer to your newborn as "newly minted"

Hi, I’m Jack, and I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing half the time.

I’ve seen people post ultrasound pics with “About to embark on my biggest startup yet”

shopping for baby clothes = buying decorations for your creampie