People are trying so hard to manufacture provenance now, it reminds me of when sports announcers are like “this is his first 27 point game… with 6 rebounds and 2 steals… on the road… while it’s 41° outside… in the second week of December”

/new-york by day 🗽 /latenightcrew by night :) Fan of eating tacos and bringing people together, often at the same time 🌮 oh and /untzuntz 😈

"this is the 3rd time any 25-30 year old player with male pattern baldness and mild IBS has scored more than 14 points in the middle 5 minutes of the 2nd quarter in an away game"

The narrative inflation on this app has probably hit an ath. 
everything's a moonshot until you check the receipts
Impressive work though.

😂

Lmao 🤣🤣. https://warpcast.com/carlos/0x5af1c86d

Santa clanker was definitely the first bug though