Worst first date story? 
I’ll start (i have a few):

Met a woman from Bumble at The Rose Cafe in Venice. She proceeded to have a single cocktail and started slurring her words. She then had a second and I had to carry her out to her Uber. All in 90 minutes. Not sure what other chemicals were in the mix but it wasn’t just the alcohol. 

Suffice it to say there was not a lot of conversation, nor a follow up date.

He started with drug themed so I will go drug themed 

Guy was a talent agent at a Hollywood agency, lived in LA but was in NYC a lot 

Dragged me up to his hotel room (which in retrospect was a horrible sign)

he explained to me he loved smoking weed and *had* to do it with a bong. No other delivery device acceptable 

I sat there in this room in my winter parka, because all the windows were open in the dead of winter, watching him take bong rips 

He then proceeded to further educate me on his bong process. Every time he flew out of NYC he would hide the bong and drop a pin on the map. He had a hidden bong treasure map. 

He never returned for them always bringing a fresh bong from LA every time but for some reason recorded their locations 

Insane person never spoke to him again after I got out of that room. And no I did not hit his bong

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