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Day 108 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

On a remote digital island, YES2Crypto, a battle-hardened limit order evangelist, is lured by @matchaxyz to audit their flashy new "DEX Park," a trading hub claiming flawless cross-chain execution and low fees. 

YES2Crypto joins forces with a chaos trader (Malcolm), an old-school degen (Grant), and a yield-farming specialist (Sattler) to assess the market order-ridden system.

When rogue dev Nedry sabotages the code, liquidity pools morph into Veloci-slippage bots, MEV raptors stalk order books, and a glitchy T-Rex-sized “404 Error” stampedes through $DEGEN farms.

YES2Crypto races to reboot the system, screaming at @matchaxyz: “You were so preoccupied with whether you COULD deploy, you didn’t stop to think if you SHOULD!”

When Velociraptor-like MEV attacks corner the team, an unlikely savior emerges, a frog DNA-inspired "auto-fill" exploit, proving Malcolm right: “Traders, uh, find a way.”

rain 5108 $DEGEN (see below for rules)

Day 109 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

YES2Crypto, a rogue smart-contract architect, infiltrates the fractured subconscious of /matcha's CTO to implant one simple idea: 

“Limit orders on Base must go live.” 

Assembling a team of memelords - @roguehax.eth (DeFi forger), @eggman.eth (liquidity architect), and @adrienne (API sniper) - they dive into nested dreamscapes of collapsing DEX pools, zero-gas limbo, and a cross-chain bridge guarded by firewalled FUD bots.

But /matcha's subconscious fights back: code audits spiral into recursive slippage, MEV bots swarm like angry flies, and YES2Crypto’s own guilt over abandoned limit order lobbies threatens the mission. 

As deadlines loom (“Deploy before ETHDenver!”), YES2Crypto gambles everything on a paradox: “You mustn’t force users to want limit orders… you must make them believe it was their idea.”

The final layer? A spinning pending transaction, still unconfirmed.

rain 5109 $DEGEN (see below for requirements)

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Let's see if Zora works today and try to mint this below, show proof and tell me someone who should be in the story.

Similar to the Defi Forger, liquidity architect and API sniper, who would YOU add to the story? (don't tag strangers and remember - notification spam is worse than most spam)

Mint here:

https://zora.co/collect/base:0x33571b656179d8d48882aed39f7be0c52b68f6be/82?referrer=0x4bF88042De0220647ACb314AF3c5F310AEc3bCc0

I was trying to record a video with Lum to show you that the Zora frame wasn’t working, but then Lum didn’t work either, haha
So let’s mention the @zora and Lum support teams first to report the bug, and then we’ll move on to Matcha. 😁 😁

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YES that's what I kept seeing but I didn't feel like screenrecording at that time.

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yes, they've contacted me and I'm confident it'll get launched.  But until it is, I'll keep up the shaming

I think something might go down at ETHDenver, but who knows

wow leveling up this ask. has anyone from matcha team ever actually responded to you?

Minted ✅ 
Calling my friends to look insightfully at this @brainn and @sammyfrello

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Degen

Thank you for hosting your raindrops on channels other than /degen 

Thanks for the tag @ifewasabi

Minted
Kinda late today 

Tagging @rafaello12

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All done serrrrr
Zora is fine
@hugglemonster check it out

The night is dark and full of terrors.
Shitcaster.

Zora is up friend 
Minted and adding up my pal @amaraxo 
Thank you @eloisee for adding me up

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Minted ser and I’ll add @jenson cause of apt analysis

A student of life. I trade things. Here to help you make better decisions. I read the chart, I do not predict the future. Founder of the /teach channel.

Glad to see that zora is up and running today. I’ve minted and I think my friend should be a part of this story @drrrner

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Thank you for the daily raindrops🌹☔️
Done✅️

it works! 
https://basescan.org/tx/0x594183a50a831c858c702ec2e6eff828e499b9f06010c32b42e89ddd4cdc46f9 

I would add @/abbass.eth for his market analysis skills 📈