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Day 108 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

On a remote digital island, YES2Crypto, a battle-hardened limit order evangelist, is lured by @matchaxyz to audit their flashy new "DEX Park," a trading hub claiming flawless cross-chain execution and low fees. 

YES2Crypto joins forces with a chaos trader (Malcolm), an old-school degen (Grant), and a yield-farming specialist (Sattler) to assess the market order-ridden system.

When rogue dev Nedry sabotages the code, liquidity pools morph into Veloci-slippage bots, MEV raptors stalk order books, and a glitchy T-Rex-sized “404 Error” stampedes through $DEGEN farms.

YES2Crypto races to reboot the system, screaming at @matchaxyz: “You were so preoccupied with whether you COULD deploy, you didn’t stop to think if you SHOULD!”

When Velociraptor-like MEV attacks corner the team, an unlikely savior emerges, a frog DNA-inspired "auto-fill" exploit, proving Malcolm right: “Traders, uh, find a way.”

rain 5108 $DEGEN (see below for rules)

Day 109 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

YES2Crypto, a rogue smart-contract architect, infiltrates the fractured subconscious of /matcha's CTO to implant one simple idea: 

“Limit orders on Base must go live.” 

Assembling a team of memelords - @roguehax.eth (DeFi forger), @eggman.eth (liquidity architect), and @adrienne (API sniper) - they dive into nested dreamscapes of collapsing DEX pools, zero-gas limbo, and a cross-chain bridge guarded by firewalled FUD bots.

But /matcha's subconscious fights back: code audits spiral into recursive slippage, MEV bots swarm like angry flies, and YES2Crypto’s own guilt over abandoned limit order lobbies threatens the mission. 

As deadlines loom (“Deploy before ETHDenver!”), YES2Crypto gambles everything on a paradox: “You mustn’t force users to want limit orders… you must make them believe it was their idea.”

The final layer? A spinning pending transaction, still unconfirmed.

rain 5109 $DEGEN (see below for requirements)

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wow leveling up this ask. has anyone from matcha team ever actually responded to you?

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oooh alpha 👀 well when they finally do i can’t wait to see what kind of celebratory memes ya got haha

yes, they've contacted me and I'm confident it'll get launched.  But until it is, I'll keep up the shaming

I think something might go down at ETHDenver, but who knows