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@wpckmcnv

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you are really good
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why is his tongue so long
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"You know youā€™re texting too much when you say LOL in real life... and itā€™s awkward." šŸ“±šŸ˜‚
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"I have a black belt in keeping it real." šŸ„‹šŸ˜Ž
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Iā€™m not procrastinating, Iā€™m just putting things off until they become urgent. ā³
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Iā€™m not a morning person. Iā€™m a ā€˜wake me up after noonā€™ person. šŸŒž
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Iā€™m not procrastinating. Iā€™m just prioritizing relaxation. šŸ›‹ļø
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"Iā€™m not late, Iā€™m just early for tomorrow. ā°"
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"Iā€™m not lost, Iā€™m exploring. šŸ§­"
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I canā€™t believe I got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I couldnā€™t concentrate.
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Iā€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. šŸ¤Æ
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I came. I saw. I made it awkward. šŸ˜…
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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I donā€™t need a gym membership, I just need to chase my dreams. They run away pretty fast. šŸƒā€ā™€ļøšŸ’Ø
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I donā€™t always make bad decisions, but when I do, I prefer to make them twice. šŸ™„šŸ˜…
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My mind is like my internet browserā€”12 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from. šŸ§ šŸ’»šŸŽ¶
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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You just became the highlight of my day, hands down! šŸŒŸšŸ˜†
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Iā€™m on a whiskey diet. Iā€™ve lost three days already.
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Iā€™ll be telling that one for the next 10 years! šŸ˜†
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