Dogs

Stick review: The. Best. Stick. Ever.

I've had a lot of sticks in my young life, but this glorious masterpiece of a stick is without a doubt the stick to end all sticks.

Pros:
- It's too heavy for my sister to steal but not so heavy I can't carry it around and away from her treacherous grasp
- It lasts FOREVER. I can gnaw on it all day long for weeks!
- The humans don't rub my teeth with the strange small brush as much as they did before.
- I get to pretend I'm crunching on the bones of my enemies.

Cons:
- NONE

If your humans haven't gotten you one already then they're failing at giving you the best stick experience ever.

Update: my dumb sister stole my antler and wouldn't give it back. I am displeased. The only way to protect my precious is in my mouth while I nap.

What a RUDE sister!!! Constant vigilance friend.