OK does anyone have any idea why conventional "breakfast" food seems to so often come with absolutely no vegetables?

It’s only the British bias. Chinese breakfast has vegetables! 🍆🥦🥒🥕🌽🍅🥬🌶️🧅🧅🧄🫛🫑

Serious person doing serious things. This is where I write random stuff. Live free or die. 

Indeed! One of my favorite things about Chinese cuisine is the excellent vegetable selection.

Though even there it's not perfect, there are times when I only see 油条 and 豆浆 and 粥.

It feels in my experience that, while different cultures differ in the absolute level of veggie availability, you pretty much everywhere get less veggie at breakfast and more at lunch/dinner.

I’m in Britain right now and just are an eggs Benedict, this is what’s left of it. It’s pretty carb-y!