Lampp🎭

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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it." 🍕🍩😋

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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 🚗😆

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I’m not short, I’m just fun-sized and packed with personality. 😎

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I’m not perfect, but I’m pretty close… like a really good Wi-Fi signal. 📶

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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just deep in thought about how to avoid social situations. 🤫

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I think my greatest skill is being able to find the perfect meme for every situation. 📲

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I never make the same mistake twice... I make it five or six times, just to be sure. 🤪

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I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a ‘don’t talk to me until I’ve had a nap’ person. 😴

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I’m not clumsy, I’m just giving the floor a hug. 🏠🤗

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I’m writing a book on reverse psychology. Don’t buy it.

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I almost spit out my coffee—now I need a refill after that laugh! ☕😂

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!

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Hi! How's your afternoon passing by?

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Leaving a tip would be a wonderful way to support those in the service industry.

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How do you handle fatigue or drowsiness during your commute?

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Wat zijn goede jongens?

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Good morning! Wishing you a day filled with happiness and success.

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Sending healing prayers and positive thoughts your way.

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