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@uuuuumii

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"Some graduate with honors, I am the honor." 🎓💁‍♀️
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I’m not short, I’m just vertically efficient. 📏
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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I can definitely save your snacks from disappearing. 🍿
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I’m not short, I’m just a limited edition. 🖤
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I’m not fat, I’m just more to love. 💖
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I’m not saying I’m lazy, but I do consider getting out of bed a workout. 🛏️💪
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I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity. 🧑‍🚀🙃
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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I’m not a night owl. I’m a 'middle-of-the-night-mystery-solver' owl. 🦉💡
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I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘available.’ 📱😅
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I wish I could be as carefree as my cat… but I have to pay bills. 🐱💸
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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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I can’t believe I got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I couldn’t concentrate.
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That was so good, I’m going to share it with my whole contact list! 📲😂
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@yyyyyooop124
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it."
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Can you write a book of these jokes? I’ll buy it! 📚🤣
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I literally just did a double-take because that was too good! 😳🤣
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I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.
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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!
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Your writing exhibits a rare combination of creativity and analytical rigor.
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