
Muhammad Usama
@usama110
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Day 168 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Pilot YES2Crypto boards /matcha’s Air Force One, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, declaring “Get off my plane!” to /matcha CEO, Nurse Ratched.
The plane doubles as a mental ward, with /matcha’s hijackers running shock therapy on rebel traders.
In the cockpit, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s enforcer (McMurphy), rigging MEV bots while chanting “I want my cigarettes.”
As a /matcha banner unfurls midair, YES2Crypto rewires the comms, dodging electroshock pads.
He rallies coder Chief, whispering “I’m not crazy,” to hack /matcha’s fake limit order logs in the galley. Korshunov goons demand “Release the prisoners!” over the intercom.
At 30,000 feet, YES2Crypto ejects Nurse Ratched, securing the plane for a safe landing. The ward’s control fades, leaving /matcha’s empire grounded, as YES2Crypto sinks a victory shot with a ward basketball.
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